justine. 20. triple threat scorpio and a hot mess altogether.
justine. 20. triple threat scorpio and a hot mess altogether.
i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows
It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.
wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em
“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”
“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”
“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”
“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”
Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.
Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen
This is my cup of tea.
that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid
Youtuber Academics:
this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off
really good channel names going on here
Delete this
The stupidest thing about this to me is circa 1970 my great grandfather started wearing short sleeve men’s jumpsuits almost exclusively until the day he died so like, this is an entirely feasible fashion choice for a character who debuted in 1969
i hope my soulmate slept well last night
